1. reshiham:

    yifflord:

    reshiham:

    why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

    because then it’ll be a foot

    image

  2. mdthwomp:

    Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

  3. Day 125: Gravity (2013) Directed by Alfonso Cuarón 
Ryan Stone: Never mind, Houston, never mind the story! Ah. It’s starting to get hot in here. The way I see it, there are only two possible outcomes. Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell! Or I burn up in the next ten minutes. Either way, whichever way… no harm, no foul… Because either way, it’s going to be one hell of a ride! I’m ready.
Rating: THUMBS SO UP THAT THEY’RE GETTING CUT OFF BY SATELLITE DEBRIS

    Day 125: Gravity (2013) Directed by Alfonso Cuarón 

    Ryan Stone: Never mind, Houston, never mind the story! Ah. It’s starting to get hot in here. The way I see it, there are only two possible outcomes. Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell! Or I burn up in the next ten minutes. Either way, whichever way… no harm, no foul… Because either way, it’s going to be one hell of a ride! I’m ready.

    Rating: THUMBS SO UP THAT THEY’RE GETTING CUT OFF BY SATELLITE DEBRIS

  4. Day 124: We’re the Millers (2013) Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber
Rose: You’re not a neighbor. You’re a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet.
David: Mm. yeah, it’s a candle I got from Anthropologie. ‘Cheesy Feet’ is what they call it. It’s a best-seller.
Rating: Thumbs Up!

    Day 124: We’re the Millers (2013) Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber

    Rose: You’re not a neighbor. You’re a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet.

    David: Mm. yeah, it’s a candle I got from Anthropologie. ‘Cheesy Feet’ is what they call it. It’s a best-seller.

    Rating: Thumbs Up!

  5. sweet-bitsy:

    v4rd:

    please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

    If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

  6. pottersir:

    Harry Potter piano sheets

    inspired by [x]

  7. Day 123: Adore (2013) Directed by Anne Fontaine
Lil: It was just important for us to know it hadn’t gone away. That it was still alive. Christ, I felt like I would suffocate if I didn’t have it.
Rating: Thumbs Up

    Day 123: Adore (2013) Directed by Anne Fontaine

    Lil: It was just important for us to know it hadn’t gone away. That it was still alive. Christ, I felt like I would suffocate if I didn’t have it.

    Rating: Thumbs Up

  8. thebluelip-blondie:

    ethiopienne:

    they better give him a endorsement deal

    a true american icon

  9. "Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."

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